As of last update, our workout group included the following "members":

• Ann (Including time spent in the Sergeant's Program, oldest [er, make the longest tenured] member ... a model of consistency, if you don't include the long stretches of absenteeism ... nor the short stretches either)
• Tom (Idealist who doesn't quite get it ... that explains why he's a Democrat living in Northeast DC driving a Saturn)
• Bill (Man of great means, believes the less fortunate should work harder ... especially the ones tending to his estate ... Leona Helmsley was a hero of his ... has bad form ... only man with his own time zone -- Eastern Daylight Time plus about 8 minutes or so)
• Michael (Politics are somewhere to the right of Pat Buchanan ... believes the Steelers will win it all [even the NBA Championship] ... speaks for all of us [tries to at least] ... packs heat [approach with caution] ... wife puts together his workout ensemble each day)
• Joe (Represents the Latino communty, but does so without driving a low-rider or working as a day-laborer ... also has profile on match.com that nearly brought down the entire service single-handedly ... has stories, boy does he have stories)
• Timojhen (Believes T-shirst are a disposable commodity ... has never worn the same one twice ... in his entire life ... only known punk rocker who has embraced society and physical fitness)
• Priscilla (Gives 100% ... 25% of the time ... hears voices, most of them saying "put the drink down" ... she ignores these voices)
• Chris (Hardest working man in technology [just ask him] ... plotting with the rest of Google to take complete ownership of the Internet ... fairly successfully so far)
• Britt (Quasi-government worker ... took three months off from the program in a futile attempt to convince the rest of us that he actually works hard ... gives good grimace)
• Tiffanny (Formerly known as "New Girl" ... suckered into the program by Priscilla ... now questions how she has gotten herself into this mess and how she can get out)

And we also recognize some others who are gone, but not forgotten:

• Nita (Known as the "Imelda Marcos of Jeans" ... has a list of manufacturers ranked from most to least hip ... updates said list daily ... and when emergency whim strikes)